Thursday, June 29, 2006

Gravity and it's pull on my flesh

Preludes & Fugues

Every time I REALLY examine, gaze in depth, FOCUS and LOOK at my reflection
in a mirror, I AM STUNNED AT THE SAGGING, doughy, lumpy, mashed potato
muscles and flesh I see starring back at me. I know testosterone (the good kind) and collegian is disappearing at a alarming rate!

My grandmother told me that why we wrinkle is because of the years that GRAVITY pulls on our bodies and it gradually BRINGS US DOWN into a heap of wrinkled flesh and twisted bone!

God knows I have taken every supplement, done every exercise and chanted every affirmation possible to avoid this wreckage, however, the inside of my upper arms are indescribable! Alas! I choose to burn my muscle sleeve shirts,
and opt for LONG SLEEVES and FLOWING type shirts. I now know why women wear "dusters" and "moomoos" in later life as well as sandals and low pumps.

I have to call Depack Choppra and ask why his book: AGELESS BODY TIMELESS MIND has not worked for me! (probably because I did not buy his Indian herbs and potions!)

I am now searching for ANTI-GRAVITY! (that probably translates into a dimension called DEATH?) until then I will struggle with GRAVITY and hope it holds my brain cells IN PLACE if nothing else, I could try the Dorian Gray trick, but I don't have the time to stare at pictures of myself when I was 21! Hell, I'd rather look at porno!

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